guy:

catbugs:

me waking up in the morning

ditto

4 years ago + 61959 😎

straightboyfriend:

a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-

me:

4 years ago + 42858 😎

physicalkideliot:

suzcatonmars:

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury

4 years ago + 71439 😎

goddesspeggycarter:

butchlesbian:

Holy hot damn shit

4 years ago + 50495 😎

wilkodyke:

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

4 years ago + 156538 😎

danisontnonfire:

How often do it be like that

4 years ago + 121940 😎

bunjywunjy:

stele3:

The witches have come to lay their claim.

a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge

4 years ago + 210570 😎

womanbecomescow:

me watching a man spit on the ground

4 years ago + 36395 😎

dankmemeuniversity:

4 years ago + 2791 😎